Q -
Hey lazy ass, I've been coming here for the past 2 weeks to see if the book is done, I can't keep coming back to this site to check on your status.
Just let me know once you are done, k?

A -
 
Let Me Know. I don't give a damn.

And don't worry, I don't send unsolicited mail. The only mails you might receive are
1. Book completion mail (Whenever that is!).
2. Promotional pre-release giveaways ( free autographed books/Marketing offers/Press Releases ).
3. Tips to webmasters on how to exchange blood for traffic.

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